Fennec jumped off of the table, and leaned against a wall. "Not my fault Keswick got stuck with you." "Hey!" Maria yelled. "Keswick's fine with me!" "I'm not so sure about that, Maria." Keswick said back. "Shut up Keswick." Maria put her hand on his face. "Hey p-p-people care about my opini-" "No they don't, Keswick. No one really cares. 'Cept maybe Fennec but I don't care." Keswick took Maria's hand off of his face. "Shut up, Maria." He said, glaring at Maria. "Not my fault I'm a s-sm-smartass." "Actually, technically, it is." Keswick slapped Maria. Maria slapped Keswick. Keswick slapped Maria. Maria slapped Fennec. Fennec slapped the table. The Table did not slap anything because it is physically unable to slap people, since it has no arms, and it is also non-living.
That is why Fennec does not support Fable.
Keswick slapped Maria. Maria slapped a door. Fennec slapped Maria. Soon enough all of them were sore from all the slapping. Except the table. The table was not sore. It is unable to be sore. It is non-living. WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. GEEZ WOMAN.
Anyways, they all stopped slapping each other, and Maria got on Keswick's head. "Maria, you said you'd stop doing that..." "Who cares?" She said with a big smile on her face. Keswick sighed.
Maria then started singing the My Little Pony theme song.
"Maria, shut up! You know I d-du-don't like that show!" He screamed.
Maria stopped and looked at Keswick.
"Did you fall from heaven, because you should have sex with me." Maria said, kissing him.
Keswick's face went bright red, as Fennec D'awwwww'd in the backround.
Maria got off of Keswick's head, and kissed him once again, but this time, even more romantically. Keswick's face was blood shot red, his eyes wide open. Maria stopped, and looked at Keswick, her tail whipped around his legs.
"Hey, uh, guys, I'm still here..."
Maria suddenly untirled her tail, and dropped Keswick. "Uhhhhh..... I knew you were here....."
"What time is it?" Maria asked. Keswick checked his watch. "Well it's 10 PM, we should pr-pru-probably go to bed." He said, yawning.
"Yeah, do you guys mind if I sleep on your couch?" Fennec asked.
"Not at all, sure!" Keswick said back.
"As long as you don't get Keswick, you can." Maria said, clitching to Keswick.